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atleast i dont say eargasm when i hear a good song
(via peroxide-girl)i came here to fart
someone said i had nice legs yesterday… i know what you’re planning dude, these are my legs you cannot have them
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and then god created the chocolate snack a jack
I can’t believe Jesus hatched from an Easter egg 2000 years ago
(via pizza)Convince me...
first of all i am not obligated
how can you suck dick like that? there’s no vacuum. his face is always gonna have a draft. you can smell his breath on every side of his face. this nigga can’t be near water no more, he’d drown trying wash his face. he ain’t never gonna replenish his thirst. smh i wish him the best.Best of luck.