if this aint me
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(via anch0vies)
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actually when I was in 8th grade and obsessed with twilight my master plan as a twilight vampire was to sit around in famous shipwrecks like the super deep ones where they can only send robots with cameras from their submarines and when they sent one down i’d be sitting there, pretending to drink out of an old tea cup you know for the drama of it all and the guys in the submarine would know what they saw and that it was real footage but who else would believe them? no one important.
but it didn’t stop there. at the next party they threw to celebrate one of their latest finds, some museum-y banquet idk I was 13, I was going to show up. I was going to show up and make eye contact with them one at a time from across the room and they were going to lose their goddamn minds and then before the volturi could catch wind i was gonna be back in the ocean. how could they find me?
the drama. the theatrics. i can’t believe i didn’t realize i was gay right then but that’s another story, also involving vampires,
(via perks-of-being-chinese)
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(via perks-of-being-chinese)
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It’s a perfect night to lie down in a graveyard just for practice
(via dragonridingprincess)
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adulthood is just an endless stream of phone calls you don’t want to make but have to
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I don’t have a train of thought I have seven trains on 4 tracks that narrowly avoid each other when the paths cross and all the conductors are screaming
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watching the first twilight movie mid-autumn is how you hit god tier
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jk rowling: It was never mentioned but Snape always had a pet horse that followed him around everywhere .It was not written because he just never mentioned it ,but the horse was definitely there
(via toocooltobehipster)
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Just heard a kid say “you’ve opened a can of worms, now lay in it.” More effective and terrifying than the originals tbh.
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